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"He was left with that of a colorless rose that bled out all his pain." -Colorless ros
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The sun came up upon the left,
Out of the sea came he!
And he shone bright, and on the right
Went down into the sea.
- The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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"Reason is lost, passion is living, and dying is teaching us how to live." -Enigma
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98% of people are against yaoi and/or yuri. If you are part of the 2% who enjoys both, copy and paste this to your sig.
Animal Rescue Site.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
You are.
You are who?
You are a dirty dirty shisno.
Ha Ha Ha.
Lol, kidding. He didn't take his shirt off. He just handed me said book.
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